


iDrabble

by Simmzy-poo



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2009-08-03
Updated: 2009-08-03
Packaged: 2013-09-13 15:31:44
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 607
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5272861/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2030300/Simmzy-poo
Summary: Drabbles just a better word for one shots. ones that i hope could actually make it to real stories.





	1. iEgg you

**Disclaimer-I own nothing**

iEgg you.

"Ready?" Freddy asks me

"Sure why not."

"Ok. Rolling… "We rest our chins on the kitchen counter

"Disgusting super slow motion" I say

"Disgusting super slow motion" he repeats.

"Disgusting super slow motion"

"Disgusting super slow motion" he says rolling those big brown eyes of his in a deep dreamy voice.

"Disgusting super slow motion"

"Disgusting super slow motion" in higher but still deep dreamy voice

"I got to pee."

"We'll be right back." We both go back behind the counter. He hits pause on the cameras remote.

*trickling sound*

"Sam, close the door." He yells

"No. if you don't like what you hear then stop listening."

"Meet me upstairs."

So I do. "Today in super slow motion, I'm going to crush a raw egg on Sam's forehead."

"I want Freddie to crush an egg on my forehead in super slow motion." I also want him to do a lot of other things to me.

"But first I will interview Sam." He pauses the camera and we both go lay on the car. His tummy shows a little bit and his belt is sorta low. Its pretty hot.

"Have you ever had an egg crushed on your forehead in super slow motion?"

"No I haven't."

"How do you feel."

"Excited." In more than one way Benson.

"Then kick like a motor boat." Sadly I do. He shuts off his camera and kisses me with an indescribable passion.

*******

**A/N: well I hope you liked it. Its pretty much everything that was said in the video with just a hint of thoughts. Of course. I had to say what was done off screan. any way if you dont like well... **

**-Simmz**


	2. iMake the Biggest Best Mistake

**Disclaimer- I dont own the characters. but this is solely my idea. **

**iMake the Biggest Best Mistake**

"Spencer?"

"What's up Freddie?"

"I have a problem. I think I'm gonna make the biggest mistake of my life."

"NO!"

"YES! I asked Sam to marry me. Just out of the blue."

"And you're still alive?"

"Yeah and get this. She said yes. I'm getting married…to Sam.

"Wow" he said slowly.

"But I came here to ask if you'd be the best man?"

"Sure. When's the wedding?"

--- 6 months later

"Carly?" I said.

"Yeah Sam"

"As my maid of honor I need your help. What if…if marrying Freddie in…in an hour ends up being the biggest mistake of my life."

"Why do you think negative all the time?"

"Have I ever thought positive?"

"No. Not really."

"Alright then. But seriously what if all Freddie and I do is argue?"

"Sam, do you love Freddie as more then a best friend?"

"uh…yes?"

"Then you and Freddie will be fine. And if not it'll be the best mistake you ever made."

"Nice." Laying it thick with sarcasm.

***

"I do" I said.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife or as requested by the couple geek and rebel."

"Thank you." I said before Freddie and I kissed.

Everything about it seemed perfectly right. When we pulled away he gave that crooked grin like he did the very first time we kissed and said "I hate you."

I smiled and said, "I hate you too."

He looked at me with his big brown eyes and whispered to me, "This may be the biggest best mistake of our lives." Which made us laugh. "I think I like it."

**___**

**A/N: i like it too. it popped in my head at 2am. and i wouldnt go to sleep untill i wrote it down.**

**-Simmz**


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